10 comments

  • pushcx 1 hour ago
    Many years ago, I arrived to my half-height cubicle at a Fortune 100 company to see that my desktop PC case was ajar. I set the CRT aside, opened it, and realized that the RAM had been removed. My neighbor explained what must have happened: another employee must have needed to double their RAM from 8 to 16 MB. Requisitioning an upgrade was a weeks-long bureaucratic process that required approval by one's manager and IT, perhaps prompting a review of per-team resource allocation. Repairing a broken PC was a trivial help desk ticket; my PC was restored in an hour or two.
    • saghm 54 minutes ago
      Sounds like the neighbor could have just taken the RAM from their own computer out and claimed someone stole it and then called IT to provide them with replacement and then opened it back to and put theirs in. Seems pretty selfish to disrupt someone else's day for this instead of your own; they could have gotten back up and running before you did since they could have put in a help desk ticket before you even got in.
    • peddling-brink 1 hour ago
      Was this explanation given with a wink and a nod, or did your neighbor always have 16MB of RAM?
    • dylan604 20 minutes ago
      Was this before IT had the ability to look at all of the machines to see which suddenly had a different RAM config?
      • hypercube33 5 minutes ago
        I've worked at a bunch of orgs and no one is bothering to look at ram size changes they just note what it's at when they get a call.
      • gpm 18 minutes ago
        > from 8 to 16 MB

        Yes

    • walrus01 1 hour ago
      Reminds me of the kids in my high school who stole individual 4MB 72-pin SIMMs out of a bunch of computer lab desktop PCs to upgrade their approximately equivalent generation motherboard/CPU home systems to whatever was their max capacity, in an era when a 16MB RAM desktop PC was a high performer. Shortly after all the PCs got locks on them.
  • arjie 3 minutes ago
    Wow, caught while at the airport trying to fly back to Guangzhou. He’s a Chinese national who posted that he voted in 2020. I thought those secret dual guys usually flew through an intermediary country to launder the passports.
  • muragekibicho 20 minutes ago
    Selling 105,800$ worth of compute for 39*200=7800$ is similar to theft I've only encountered in the third world.

    My boiler's copper water supply lines were vandalized for scrap. Their total value was 1540$ but the thief sold the copper for a grand total of 20$. The police and I went to the local scrap market, asked for anyone with a great deal on copper supply lines, and the perp was caught.

    • thenthenthen 18 minutes ago
      Not only in the third world i would say?
  • 1970-01-01 1 hour ago
    Bured lede: i7 CPUs for border patrol.. why?
    • kube-system 46 minutes ago
      For the same reasons fortune 500s will spec the same for their office workers. Labor is expensive compared to hardware. It is often cheaper to spend a little bit more on hardware to avoid supporting multiple configuration, exceptions, more frequent updates, support tickets from power users, etc

      If you pinch pennies buying a spec that exactly meets today’s needs, and next year MS Teams releases a new update that requires more resources, you don’t want to buy a whole building full of new computers.

      • formerly_proven 18 minutes ago
        You seem to live in a bit of a bubble, personally I've never seen anything other than penny-pinching on corporate laptops and everybody everywhere complaining about the same.
        • theandrewbailey 13 minutes ago
          I work in e-waste recycling. Most of the PCs and laptops I see are corporate IT decommissions. Most of those have i5 CPUs, and only a handful are i7. Few are cruel enough to afflict their wage slaves with an i3 or less.
        • kube-system 10 minutes ago
          Poorly run IT organizations certainly exist, even in F500. I’m telling you why it’s done, not that it universally is.
    • goku_vegeta 36 minutes ago
      i7 CPUs have been used for all sorts of PC configurations. Your standard library at a university or college, the office worker desktop who does nothing but use web based applications for their job, and so on.

      The pricing difference between an i5 and an i7 aren't really that big when you go to Dell and tell them I need 4,000 desktops. DHS isn't paying the same pricing difference as we would be when purchasing a boxed CPU.

    • Ekaros 14 minutes ago
      At certain point people just don't care about saving money. You get a budget and then get quotes and pick one that matches what you are allowed to spend. If there is multiple with same spend go for one with bigger numbers.
    • akerl_ 43 minutes ago
      At a certain scale, the relative complexity (both in terms of inventory management and dealing with upgrade requests / approvals / etc) tends itself towards picking a baseline spec that can work for the overwhelming majority of your fleet.
    • tomasphan 25 minutes ago
      Because it runs Windows hehe
    • arcfour 49 minutes ago
      It's just a typical enterprise PC configuration. Probably because nobody writes efficient software these days.
  • taf2 1 hour ago
    I remember my parents working for a company in the 90s and the mailroom was one the most common places things went missing… aka theft. I recall my mom had her purse stolen at her cube… theft from within similar to security exploits from within seem to be the most real security vulnerability to be focused on. That sshd that can only be accessed from a few specific ips with the right port knocking is not how you get hacked… at least not normally
  • geetee 1 hour ago
    Why in the world is U.S. Customs and Border Protection hiring foreign nationals?
    • walrus01 1 hour ago
      I'm fairly sure you need to at least be a Permanent Resident to get hired, which makes you a US Person (it's a distinct legal definition). Permanent residents are also able to join the military and have been able to do so for a long time. There's enough of them that during the peak of the Iraq War they even held in-country citizenship ceremonies at major bases for people who had filed and completed their citizenship paperwork.
      • thatfrenchguy 1 hour ago
        US person is a tax definition, folks without permanent residency that meet the substantial presence test are also US people. For immigration purposes you use resident alien / nonresident alien.
    • jeffbee 1 hour ago
      For the same reason that foreign nationals can join the military, including the Coast Guard that has an overlapping mission: it's a nation of immigrants and for centuries until very recently most Americans readily recognized the value and necessity of recruiting foreign people into various posts.
      • like_any_other 1 hour ago
        > for centuries until very recently most Americans readily recognized the value and necessity of recruiting foreign people into various posts.

        You forgot to mention that, for those centuries, US immigration was effectively whites-only, until the 1965 Hart-Celler act (that politicians promised wouldn't change this!): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hart-Celler_Act

        • walrus01 1 hour ago
        • jeffbee 1 hour ago
          Lol no. For almost the entire 20th century, until 1992, Filipinos could just join the Navy or Coast Guard at foreign recruiting posts, without even being American residents, then get fast-tracked for citizenship.
          • sheafification 1 hour ago
            I remember learning about that from Stephenson’s Cryptonomicon, back in the day.

            It’s not even a US-specific thing. Many countries recruit foreigners to their militaries.

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_militaries_that_recrui...

            • xhkkffbf 21 minutes ago
              I've heard of some people on the lam who wanted to join the French Foreign Legion, a military that gives a no-questions-asked grant of citizenship at the end.
        • wat10000 54 minutes ago
          Why is this so important to mention here?
          • black6 45 minutes ago
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            • enaaem 14 minutes ago
            • mathisfun123 34 minutes ago
              Bro since when is just naked racism and xenophobia cool enough that people feel comfortable enough to post nasty shit like this on hn even. Can't we have an auto-ban no tolerance policy for this???
              • pstuart 22 minutes ago
                That rock got lifted up 10 years ago and they are now comfortable sunning themselves. Overton Window has shifted hard right.
            • g8oz 38 minutes ago
              This is ahistorical nonsense. White immigrants are perfectly capable of retaining native prejudices. Localized tensions among Eastern European immigrants in the earlier 20th century have been documented. And any immigrant group regardless of race will align with American culture a few generations in.

              If by not fitting in you mean that they will continue to look different and retain some links to their ancestral culture then sure.

          • like_any_other 34 minutes ago
            Correcting jeffbee's misrepresentation of history is important for the same reason they felt the need to misrepresent it in the first place.
    • rotringlvr 1 hour ago
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  • walrus01 1 hour ago
    If you've ever driven through the land crossing border in either direction at Calais, Maine (and St. Stephen, NB), they're both really tiny and sleepy places. It's astonishing to think that he wouldn't get caught. Like, you cripple the PCs of a place where your colleagues use them on a day to day basis and think nobody is going to notice? Real genius move there, bud.
    • hammock 47 minutes ago
      The border guys are there are really aggressive too. I canoed the st croix up around there and you are warned not to paddle north of the halfway line in the middle of the river… agents will literally pop out of the woods and start reproaching you
  • stephenlf 34 minutes ago
    Robin Hood?
  • like_any_other 1 hour ago
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  • londons_explore 1 hour ago
    And how much did this investigation cost, when you account for all the hours spent by investigators, lawers, judges, etc?

    My guess is it was a huge net loss for the taxpayer.

    The more effective move for the nation would have been for this guys boss to have confronted him and said "computer parts keep going missing on your shift. You have 2 weeks to make sure all the computers are back to their exact original config or we're gonna investigate and you could end up in prison".

    • genidoi 1 hour ago
      It’s obviously not about the cost of the parts, there just can’t be any tolerance for criminal conduct in government agency employees.
    • toss1 54 minutes ago
      Sure, that'd be more "cost efficient", and for a small one-off, probably better. But law enforcement and justice is not a profit center.

      Merely making the threats like you specify and even having it restored encourages more crime by making the crime effectively zero-risk — either he gets away with it, or simply needs to restore things to the way they were and the only cost to the criminal is the wasted effort. Makes it so crime pays.

      And no, the investigation of watching a bunch of videos to observe the perp opening the computer cases, and writing up a complaint, is probably lower cost than the multiple thefts.

    • rotringlvr 59 minutes ago
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